For The Love of Christmas Pyjamas: One for EVERYONE! (Yes, you too!)

[EDITTED: Please note there NO MEN sizes available]
[EDITTED: Correction in sizes for White Christmas Trees collection]

So, if you happened to have caught my instastories or can even remember seeing my instastories at the beginning of September, you’d know that it’s been weeks and weeks of me holding these Christmassy reigns back, (im)patiently waiting for December to arrive so that I can officially crack open up the Christmas cheer flood gates. BUT, don’t worry, I’m not here to shove that tinsel down your throat (just yet). However, the time has definitely come for me to release these puppies into the world. After all, it might not be full on game-time just yet, but my lovelies, your pre-game prep is just as important.

What am I possibly be rambling about!? Well, Christmas Jammies of course!

I like to get my family’s jam-jams sorted by now, so that come December we hit the road running..clad in our festive night gap…And that at least part of the kids’ Christmas Eve Box is also already taken care of. But today I’m not just talking about OUR family’s jammies, Im saying there’s jammies for you and YOUR FAMILY too! Sound good? Want in?…yeah, I thought so!

You see, as you may have noticed, we have a penchant for family Christmas jamjams in this home. And when it comes to our matchy-matchy game, we don’t mess around, as can be seen in our annual Christmas morning shot here, here and here! And with every one of those pics that I’ve shared, the number one question I always got was ,”where did you get your jammies from? I’ve been looking everywhere for some cute matching family ones.” And the thing is, I completely understand your plight. I too have spent my time hunting them down. Or hunting fabric down for custom made goods. (Why is it SO hard to find here in SA?) I have mailed big name brands asking when they will start to bring these goods to their South African stores; I have even knocked on the doors of some of our own local kids clothes entrepreneur people too, in hopes of maybe one of them starting South Africa off with some decent family jammies, but no luck (yet).

So I get how frustrating it can be to try and find some cute Christmas jammies, if not your whole family, then for at least all your kids. That is why I decided to spread the fun this year, and bring you this year’s Porter Christmas Pyjama Collection…for YOU to enjoy as well!

That’s right! These babies are available for you to purchase…have a look-see:

Green Snowman Collection:

White Christmas trees Collection:

How to get them:
All you have to do is, once you’ve decided on which ages/sizes you want, from which collection, simply email me (milkmemoirs@gmail.com) your order, with “I LOVE Christmas Jammies” as your subject line. You and I will then finalize your order, the delivery and invoicing details, and once I receive payment, I’ll have them shipped straight to your door.

I have very limited stock in each of these collections, so you better move fast if you want in.

Here are the available sizes (I’ll update the available stock as it changes):

Green Snowman Collection sizes & stock remaining:




Morgy wearing size 7, Parky wearing size 5.

7 years [two piece] R280: 4 SOLD OUT
6 years [two piece] R280: 4 SOLD OUT
5 years [two piece] R280: 3 1 left SOLD OUT
4 years [two piece] R280: 4 1 left
3 years [two piece] R280: 4 1 left SOLD OUT
2 years [two piece] R280: 2 SOLD OUT


There’s just no working with this little model of ours…did my best to showcase this two piece for you, but this one is at the stage of perpetual motion and chaos. So this is as good as it gets. 🙂

White Christmas Trees Collection sizes & stock remaining:

Also, to be completely transparent, the White Christmas trees collection‘s size 7-8 doesn’t seem to be South African standard size/is not as accurate as the label, and as such the legs are much shorter than expected (see photos below), but still look adorable. (And can pass as summer three-quarter pants. )
However, for this reason I have placed a discount on this particular collection’s size 7-8.



Kids sizes (Correct sizes now showing):
7-8 years [two piece] R260: 4 SOLD OUT
6T(size 130) [two piece] R280: 32
5T(size 120) [two piece] R280: 1 left
3T(size 100) [onesie zip through] R260: 4 3 left
18-24 months(size 90) [onesie zip through] R260: 41 left SOLD OUT



Mom sizes:


Large [two piece] R320: 2 SOLD OUT
Medium [two piece] R320: 3 1 left SOLD OUT
Small [two piece] R320: 32 left 1 left

Please note, these sizes are a little smaller than normal.
For more context on sizes, I normally wear a small, but here I am wearing a medium in this shot, and I am heavily pregnant (32 weeks) with a mighty belly. And I am 1,62m tall – so average height:

NB!Please note, that I am NOT selling these for profit, as I purely just want to spread the cheer, the silly fun and sweetness of Christmassy pyjamas. So all prices are set to cover some (not all) of my own costs incurred.
Also important to note, please: Only payment received confirms your order – no “keep asides”.